MiMi and Beyonce to Work Together?

If rumours are true, the two biggest divas of our life time will do a song for the Memoirs of the Imperfect Angels Remix Album.

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B: "Girl, you are taking up too much space in the picture".
MiMi: "Hello... thats like pot calling kettle BLACK!"
B: "BLACK?!?! Oh you better not go there, MiMi. Thats just RACIST!"
MiMi: "Er... you do realise my husband's black right."

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B: *SMILE*
MiMi: *SMILE*


B: "Wadever. At least Im wearing a decent dress. You are like wearing aluminium foil."

MiMi: "Erm... I do remember seeing you in this:"

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B: "..."



Oooo... can't wait for them to work together. Black diva meets white diva. Im just craving for some oreo action!




And I can only imagine the size of their entourage appearing at the studio:

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It's gonna get crowded!

Divas on Steroids

Found these pictures on www.freakingnews.com:

TYRA!

 ( Work those poses!)

  

SHAKIRA! SHAKIRA!

(Those biceps don't lie) 

PARIS!

(where did her right boop go??) 

Hope this inspires you to start working out.

BACK TO THE GYM, BITCHES!

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL: VICTORIA SECRETS EDITION

ANTM = AMERICA'S NEXT TYRA'S MINION!!!

"Wanna be on top???"

"11 beautiful VS models stand before me."

"But I only have 5 photos in my hand..."

"The girls' names I do not call, must immediately go back to the minion's mansion, pack your bags and leave immediately."

"AKA you cannot be my minion and will be set free!"

"WHAT??? WE CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF THIS CRAP SHOW?"
"HURRAY!"





"The first name I am going to call,
who also has the BEST walk and photo at this year's victoria secret's fashion show is..."

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"HEIDI."

Other girls: "YES!!!"
Heidi: "SHIT."

"Girl, the judges were impressed that you are like 95 in model years and have given birth to a factory of children..."




"...and still look like me 10 years from now!"



"So congrats. Your photo will be displayed in the minion mansion where you can stare at yourself while admiring the other 9000 pictures of me put up in the rest of the house."

"BITCH."

And the next girl I am going to call is...




A girl who gives me FIERCE and SMILES WITH HER EYES...





Like this:





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"EVERYONE OF YOU!"

"NO ONE'S GOING HOME THIS WEEK!"

"WHAT."

"NO WAY."

"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

THE END.

Tune in next week for another exciting episode of model mania.
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For now, enjoy these awesome pics of this year's VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW 2009!

Some of my favourites:

Photos courtesy of Desinut

WORK IT, GIRLS!

Life's Great!

Just when you think that:

being 48 (but looking like you are approaching 84)...

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still single...



sleeps with a cat
in a 4 bedroom council house...

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have no chin...



have bushes for eyebrows...

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MENOPAUSAL...


FAT...

www.cruciality.wordpress.com

means that you would probably be
MISERABLE
for the
REST OF YOUR LIFE

barcroft

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always remember
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www.digital-tv.co.uk

LIFE'S GREAT!

www.static.thehollywoodgossip.com

RUN FREE, Subo!

Diva Diet

Divas DO eat like regular people...

Pink CHOKING on chocolates

Pamela ATTACKING her seafood platter

Ashlee sure LOVES her fish and chips

Leighton Meetster FEASTING like there is no tomorrow

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Yeah, then the rest is history.

Photos courtesy of WENN

Ave Mariah

All MiMi wants for christmas, is to be an angel.

www.zimbio.com

Er sorry honey, but Im pretty sure those wings of your are NOT gonna lift you off the ground.

Well, there is one solution...

www.dailymail.co.uk

Merry Christmas, MiMi!

Get That Look for Less $$$!

www.nydailymail.co.uk

"Im BACK, bitches!"

Rihanna makes her big come back at the AMAs by performing a medley of "Wait your turn" and "Hard".

www.halloweencostumes.com

Children's Halloween Costume.
USD 19.99

www.greenzer.com

Toilet Roll.
USD 0.99

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Seriously Rihanna, fire your stylist. You deserve better.

AMAs: The True Winners.

The AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS!

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www.dailynews.com

"Who's the fairest of us all?"

Yes, we know Taylor Shit won EVERYTHING...

Courtesy of Agencies

"ME? AGAIN? SHUT UP Y'ALL!!"

Thanks Tay. But since you weren't there to collect your awards PLUS you totally robbed the dead man of Artist of the Year, we won't be spending much time on you in this entry.

Lets talk about the REAL winners. Here at Divattitude, true winners are SURVIVORS.

Winner No.1: Rihanna

"I survived boyfriend abuse!"

Winner No.2: Whitney Houston

"I survived cocaine abuse!"

Winner No.3: Lady Gaga


"I survived my sex-op"

Winner No.4: Janet Jackson

Courtesy of BAM

"I survived my brother's death."

Winner No. 5: Kelly Clarkson

Source: www.examiner.com

"I survived a heart attack."